Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Kopic's Doctor Who & Torchwood News

Kopic's Doctor Who & Torchwood News


Press Pass Extra: Hargreaves to City - ESPN.co.uk

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 03:52 PM PDT


Press Pass Extra: Hargreaves to City
ESPN.co.uk
TOTT: Cohen for Gold - Painter and Dzeko'rater Talk of the Terrace : Chris Cohen invites TOWIE's Mark Wright, Torchwood's Kai Owen and ex-Manchester City player Paul Lake to guess what shirt is being painted. (03:19) | Aug 30, 2011 TOTT: It's Quiz Time ...

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The Torchwood TARDISblend 34: End Of The Road - Geeks of Doom

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 01:02 PM PDT


The Torchwood TARDISblend 34: End Of The Road
Geeks of Doom
We take a look at some amusing trains of thought that simultaneous blame Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler (Billie Piper), The Ninth Doctor (Christopher Eccleston), and Davros (Michael Wisher) for the Miracle, and we also preview the next upcoming episode of ...

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New Zealand Return Date

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 09:14 AM PDT

Doctor Who will return in New Zealand on Thursday September 15th at 8.30pm with Let's Kill Hitler.
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.The time was announced on Prime TV's Twitter feed.
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.The series returns in Australia this weekend.

Exclusive Night Terrors Preview

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 07:09 AM PDT

If there is a single Doctor Who writer of the modern series whose work is likely to split fans down the middle it is Mark Gatiss.

From the Victoriana of the wonder The Unquiet Dead in 2005 to the slightly disjointed Victory of the Daleks in 2010 by way of The Idiot's Lantern in 2006, Gatiss' Doctor Who stories for TV have drawn praise, criticism and groans of indifference.

In fact, it has been a bit of a mixed bag from the man that this very website declared as a possible replacement for Russell T Davies back in April 2005, but whose 2006 adventure that saw the Doctor fighting Maureen Lipman atop Ally Pally in 1953 left us wondering if we had been a bit premature (and let's face it, we had; the great RTD was barely into his stride!).

However, we're once again ready to revise our summary of Gatiss' suitability to be Head Who Honcho following Night Terrors, and you might too…

The BBC's summary of the episode is as follows:

The Doctor receives a distress call from the scariest place in the Universe: a child's bedroom, as the time-travelling drama continues.

Every night George lies awake, terrorised by every fear you can possibly imagine – fears that live in his bedroom cupboard. His parents are getting desperate – George needs a doctor.

Fortunately for George, his desperate pleas for help break through the barriers of all time and space and the Doctor makes a house call. But allaying his fears won't be easy; because George's monsters are real.

Now you know the score with these previews – they're spoiler free, of course, with the aim of giving you an idea of what to expect from the next episode of Doctor Who. I don't think it will be much of a spoiler to tell you that this is one smashing episode, a clever adventure that sees the Doctor, Amy and Rory encountering the world of a scared little boy centered around a housing estate. There are echoes of the RTD era (or even Survival) about the setting, and the story isn't too dissimilar to Fear Her.

Where Night Terrors succeeds is in the execution. Some might say that The Idiot's Lantern and Victory of the Daleks suffered from a lack of polish and consistency throughout the episodes, but Gatiss' latest episode is as polished as The Unquiet Dead or perhaps one of his Sherlock episodes.

Featuring top performances from Daniel Mays (Ashes to Ashes' Jim Keats) and of course Matt Smith, the real star of Night Terrors is little Jamie Oram, who plays George. This little boy is completely adorable and naturally is the key to everything that is going on in his wardrobe.

There are laughs, madcap moments and some quick changes of direction in Night Terrors; most of all, however, it is a story of a dad and his little boy, and if the dénouement doesn't bring a tear to your eye this Saturday night then you surely have a heart of stone.

Time for a sneak peak now – first up, here's the trailer:

And what would a Doctor Who Series 6 preview be without some BBC-supplied promotional images from this excellent episode?

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You can catch Night Terrors this Saturday night on BBC One and BBC HD at 7.00 pm, and on BBC America at p/8c.

Torchwood: Sneaky as always - Pittsburgh Post Gazette (blog)

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 05:05 AM PDT


Torchwood: Sneaky as always
Pittsburgh Post Gazette (blog)
Now that "Torchwood" has exposed the CIA as the second-most shoddy government agency when it comes to background checks (if you wanted to work at "24's" CTU, apparently, you had to just show your drivers license with the job application), let us praise ...

Ron Moore's TV Western 'Hangtown' is 'Tombstone' Meets 'Castle' - Screen Rant

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 04:59 AM PDT


Ron Moore's TV Western 'Hangtown' is 'Tombstone' Meets 'Castle'
Screen Rant
The second is an East Coast doctor who prefers to use crime scene investigation techniques to find culprits. The last member of the main cast is probably the most interesting: a female writer selling pulp stories about wild west crime to big-city ...

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Wacom Inkling Reactions, 'The Goon' And 'Torchwood' In Today's Twitter Report - MTV.com (blog)

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 04:35 AM PDT


MTV.com (blog)

Wacom Inkling Reactions, 'The Goon' And 'Torchwood' In Today's Twitter Report
MTV.com (blog)
@PiaGuerra Latest Torchwood: more standing around talking. Gwen spends even more time on a plane. Pullman is creepy. Oven this, oven that. Inkling pt. 1: @jock4twenty I think I chuck around too much ink when i sketch for the #inkling to be 100% useful. ...

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'Fright Night' stars say Jedward could be VAMPIRES! - Yahoo! omg! UK

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 04:24 AM PDT


Yahoo! omg! UK

'Fright Night' stars say Jedward could be VAMPIRES!
Yahoo! omg! UK
Not only are we jel that the pair have met the Celebrity Big Brother crew, but they've also got up close to David Tennant and Colin Farrell with their tops off. *SWOON* Naturally, we wanted to know whether there was any torso rivalry on set. ...

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Night Terrors Tidbits

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 04:15 AM PDT

We've complied some more episode tidbits for Night Terrors from this week's TV listings magazines. They are fairly spoiler-free this week.

  • Eerie noises seem to be coming from inside George's bedroom cupboard
  • The TARDIS crash-lands on a council estate, after hearing a distress call
  • The TARDIS trio go door-to-door to find the source of the call
  • The Doctor arrives at George's house and meets Alex, who tells him about the cupboard, which George is too afraid to open
  • Amy and Rory are separated and get into a lift and then it malfunctions…
  • …They end up in a dolls house, where the Peg Dolls are in charge
  • The Doctor opens George's cupboard and he and Alex are also sucked into the doll's house
  • George is the only one who can save them, but only if he opens the cupboard
  • The Peg Dolls giggle and have powers of transformation

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Night Terrors: BBC Publicity

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 04:15 AM PDT

The BBC have now released the trailer for Night Terrors online:

Doctor Who: Night Terrors trailer, BBC, via YouTube

A number of publicity photos to tie in with the episode have also been released:

**** THE FOLLOWING PHOTOS SHOW SCENES FROM NIGHT TERRORS
**** AND MAY BE CONSIDERED SPOILERS







TORCHWOOD: MIRACLE DAY 1.08 'End of the Road' - Crave Online

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 04:09 AM PDT


Airlock Alpha

TORCHWOOD: MIRACLE DAY 1.08 'End of the Road'
Crave Online
When Gwen returned to the Los Angeles Torchwood base, former CIA Agent Rex Matheson (Mekhi Phifer) and Esther Drummond (Alexa Havins) noticed her strange behavior. Outside, Gwen tased Jack and tied him up for delivery to the people holding her family ...
Hundreds of complaints over Torchwood gay sex scenesPinkNews.co.uk
TV Review: TORCHWOOD: MIRACLE DAY – "End of the Road" – Review #1Assignment X
BBC receives 500+ complaints over gay sex scene in TorchwoodDigitalJournal.com
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10 Greatest Examples of Space Battle Smack Talk - io9

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 04:02 AM PDT


10 Greatest Examples of Space Battle Smack Talk
io9
I love how Christopher Eccleston's Doctor is just like, "No." As if it's not even worth arguing. It mirrors his awesome "No" in "The Long Game" when The Editor asks that long-winded philosophical question about whether a slave is still a slave if he ...

Next Time: Night Terrors

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 03:45 AM PDT

Doctor Who promises to scare our socks off next Saturday with episode 9, Night Terrors.

The Doctor receives a distress call from the scariest place in the Universe: a child's bedroom. Every night George lies awake, terrorised by every fear you can possibly imagine – fears that live in his bedroom cupboard. His pare Read more ...


Ben Cohen, gay 'Torchwood,' Dan Choi trial - Project Q Atlanta

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 03:45 AM PDT


Ben Cohen, gay 'Torchwood,' Dan Choi trial
Project Q Atlanta
BBC logs more than 500000 complaints over "Torchwood" gay sex scene. The network's mini-series spinoff of "Dr. Who" features an omnisexual main character played by gay actor John Barrowman (bottom photo, right). The British network's scene between ...

Doctor Who's Day Roundup: Matt Smith Wants 3D Episode for 50th Anniversary - Anglophenia (blog)

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 03:35 AM PDT


Anglophenia (blog)

Doctor Who's Day Roundup: Matt Smith Wants 3D Episode for 50th Anniversary
Anglophenia (blog)
Matt Smith has a request for the upcoming 50th anniversary episode of Doctor Who: he wants it to be filmed in 3D: "I love making Doctor Who and I get to be part of that 50th year which they'll do something mental for," he tells Bang Showbiz (via The ...

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PREVIEW: “Torchwood: Miracle Day” Episode 9 'The Gathering' - Accidental Sexiness

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 03:28 AM PDT


Accidental Sexiness

PREVIEW: "Torchwood: Miracle Day" Episode 9 'The Gathering'
Accidental Sexiness
By Rosy Things are heating UP on Torchwood: Miracle Day and with only two more episodes left in the season, anything can happen! I was stunned to learn that Jack's (John Barrowman) former lover Angelo (Daniele Favilli) was still alive and how closely ...

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There's A “Gathering” On Torchwood - Pop Culture Zoo

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 03:13 AM PDT


There's A "Gathering" On Torchwood
Pop Culture Zoo
The Three Families plunge the world into recession, the Torchwood team – defeated, powerless and hunted – must strike a bargain with the devil himself. Frances Fisher (Titanic, The Lincoln Lawyer) guest stars as The Mother. ...

'Doctor Who' Matt Smith: 'River Song shouldn't be full-time companion' - Digital Spy

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 03:13 AM PDT


'Doctor Who' Matt Smith: 'River Song shouldn't be full-time companion'
Digital Spy
Doctor Who star Matt Smith has expressed his belief that River Song (Alex Kingston) should never be one of The Doctor's full-time companions. Smith explained that part of River Song's allure is that she suddenly ...

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TV Review: DOCTOR WHO – Series 6 – “Let's Kill Hitler” – Review #2 - Assignment X

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 03:08 AM PDT


TV Review: DOCTOR WHO – Series 6 – "Let's Kill Hitler" – Review #2
Assignment X
Meanwhile, Steven Moffat took over as the show runner for WHO and introduced us to a brand new 11 th Doctor played by Matt Smith, and Smith was joined by a spunky new ginger companion Amy Pond (Karen Gillan). At this point I wasn't so sure about the ...

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TV Review: TORCHWOOD: MIRACLE DAY – “End of the Road” – Review #1 - Assignment X

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 02:50 AM PDT


TV Review: TORCHWOOD: MIRACLE DAY – "End of the Road" – Review #1
Assignment X
In the eighth episode of the all-new BBC/Starz co-production of TORCHWOOD: MIRACLE DAY, "End of the Road," Jack (John Barrowman) is reunited with a long-lost love that may have discovered a way to defeat the ...

David Tennant 'hunkier than Matt Smith' - The List

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 02:36 AM PDT


The List

David Tennant 'hunkier than Matt Smith'
The List
'Torchwood' star John Barrowman came third in the poll, ahead of Hollywood hunks Johnny Depp, Harrison Ford, Robert Downey Junior, Orlando Bloom, Ryan Reynolds and Chris Hemsworth. 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' beauty Sarah Michelle Gellar was named the ...

David Tennant 'hunkier than Matt Smith' - stv.tv

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 02:33 AM PDT


stv.tv

David Tennant 'hunkier than Matt Smith'
stv.tv
Former 'Doctor Who' actor David Tennant has finished ahead of current Time Lord Matt Smith in a survey to name the sexiest hunk in sci-fi. Former 'Doctor Who' star David Tennant has beaten current Time Lord Matt Smith in a poll to find the sexiest ...

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Buffy is top Sci-Fi Babe - FemaleFirst.co.uk

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 02:32 AM PDT


Buffy is top Sci-Fi Babe
FemaleFirst.co.uk
Already established Sci-Fi stars Sarah Michelle Gellar and Hugh Jackman triumphed in their respective genders, current Doctor Who babe Karen Gillan proved she's more than a match for former Assistant Billie Piper, ranking in fourth place ahead of ...

Elisabeth Sladen's autobiography released in 2012

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 02:31 AM PDT

The autobiography of Elisabeth Sladen, which was originally scheduled to be released in April, will now be published in 2012, it has been confirmed. It tells the story of her remarkable life and career, and was completed months before she sadly passed away after a battle with cancer. She first appeared as Sarah Jane Smith in [...]

Day of the Daleks preview: Alister Pearson print

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 02:31 AM PDT

This Sunday (4th) sees a special preview taking place to celebrate the release of Day of the Daleks on DVD, presented by the Doctor Who Appreciation Society with permission from 2|Entertain.

Artist Alister Pearson has produced a new A4 print for the event based on the original artwork designs for the Target novelisation's three covers, by Chris Achilleos, Andrew Skilleter and himself. He'll be at the event to sign prints, proceeds of which are in aid of Help for Heroes; it can also be pre-ordered directly from the DWAS website via their Day of the Daleks event section, and these too will be signed by the artist.

Though the event itself is fully booked, there is an open autograph session at the end of the event at 5:00pm for those who wish to come along to pre-order the DVD on the day and have the cover signed by the guests, Katy Manning (Jo Grant) and Richard Franklin (Mike Yates) - it is also hoped that Scott Fredericks (Boaz) will be able to attend on the day as well. As with the print, a signed DVD can also be pre-ordered from DWAS online before the event takes place.


Full details on the event and associated merchandise/activities can be found via the DWAS website.

BBC ClassicDW have also released a clip from one of the special features on the discs.

Matt Smith Dreams of the Third Dimension

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 02:30 AM PDT

The relationship between Doctor Who and 3-D has been a bit chequered (Dimensions in Time BOO! Doctor Who Experience YAY!) so we'll hold our enthusiasm at: 'Oh, its stopped raining' levels for now rather than: 'This is the greatest thing since Jesus' hovercraft' levels that Matt Smith has for the mere suggestion that the Fiftieth Anniversary should include a part where things fly towards your face.

Smith told Bang! Showbiz  that he was interested in seeing the what the Doctor Who boffins could do with the technology:

"If it could be filmed for 3-D TV that would be fun, especially with Doctor Who,  but it's very expensive. I don't know how they'd do it."

The short answer would probably be: 'they wouldn't' quickly followed by an argument about justifying spending so much money on 3-D when only a tiny percentage (admittedly a growing percentage) of people own a 3-D TV.

The alternative (apart from the cast going into every Doctor Who-loving home across the world and acting out a small scene live in '3-D') would be the a similar model to that of Dimensions in Time (a  free giveaway of ineffectual 3-D glasses resulting in eye strain across the world) And nothing says 'Party!' like eyestrain.

Looking towards the immediate 2-D future Matt refused to be drawn any further on the scheduling confusion surrounding Doctor Who in 2012:

"For me, it's just that I know that I'm going to shoot 14 episodes, of which I'll be in all of them. How they'll actually schedule it, I don't know. But all I know is that we start in February."

(Via Metro)

The Brilliant Book 2012, new Encyclopedia details

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 02:10 AM PDT

You can now pre-order two upcoming Doctor Who books on Amazon.co.uk ahead of their releases on 13th October! First up is The Brilliant Book of 2012, which does exactly what it says on the tin. It is described as the "indispensable" guide to Series 6, and with never-before-seen pics, original artwork, interviews, facts and trivia, we [...]

BBC receives 500+ complaints over gay sex scene in Torchwood - DigitalJournal.com

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 01:54 AM PDT


DigitalJournal.com

BBC receives 500+ complaints over gay sex scene in Torchwood
DigitalJournal.com
Viewers of Torchwood saw the immortal time agent Captain Jack Harkness (John Barrowman) speaking intimately to an Italian immigrant to New York, Angelo Colasanto (Daniele Favilli), in a flashback to 1927, prior to a sex scene between the two on their ...

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The B-Team: Secret Agencies That Deserve Their Own Films - Hollywood.com

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 01:45 AM PDT


Hollywood.com

The B-Team: Secret Agencies That Deserve Their Own Films
Hollywood.com
The current series, Miracle Day, isn't quite as good, it's still a fun show to watch and proves that Russell T. Davies isn't tapped out yet. Plus, John Barrowman's Captain Jack Harkness is basically the lovechild of Indiana Jones and James Bond, ...

Daniel Mays discusses “touching” and “moving” ep

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 01:25 AM PDT

Daniel Mays guest stars in this week's Doctor Who episode, Night Terrors, and has told SFX that he was attracted to the role because it focuses on the "relationship between a father and a son". "I've got a five year old son, and the key to the story for me was this relationship," he said. "It's [...]

Review: Fright Night (15) - OK! Magazine

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 01:22 AM PDT


Review: Fright Night (15)
OK! Magazine
Farrell is Jerry, the deliciously naughty neighbour with a thirst for blood, while his supporting cast of nervy teens are rib-tickling. And be prepared for former Doctor Who star David Tennant as kooky horror TV host Peter Vincent, who is wildly ...

Matt discusses the 50th anniversary, filming dates

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 01:08 AM PDT

Plans are already underway for the 50th anniversary in 2013, and Matt Smith has recently revealed that he'd like to see the Doctor quite literally enter a new dimension as part of the celebrations! As the Metro.co.uk reports, the actor's told BANG Showbiz: "I am interested in all this 3D stuff. If it could be filmed [...]

New Look, Same Scarf

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 12:59 AM PDT

If there's one piece of clothing that both fans and non-fans recognise as being typically Doctor Who then it's Tom Baker's scarf.

Born from a miscommunication between costume designer James Acheson and his chosen knitter Begonia Pope (if that's not a companion name in waiting then I don't know what is) about just how much wool she was supposed to use (resulting in a massive 20ft long scarf before common sense prevailed and some alterations were made) the scarf was embraced by cast and crew before making its debut in Robot.

While it may have gone on to be altered, damaged and replaced several times over Tom's long stay as the Doctor- the Fourth Doctor and his long, long scarf are inseparably wrapped around pop culture.

Updating that iconic look designer España Sheriff has crafted a very geek chic beaded necklace version of Tom's old Moth feeder.

According to The Daily What the necklace was a gift for a friend who planned to cosplay as the Fourth Doctor.

Should more of the Doctor's looks become hip accessories? Perhaps a Third Doctor style velvet wallet or a Sixth Doctor bag modelled on his colour blind jacket? What do we think?

Doctor Who fans up in arms after 'F-word in Let's Kill Hitler episode' - Metro

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 12:53 AM PDT


Metro

Doctor Who fans up in arms after 'F-word in Let's Kill Hitler episode'
Metro
Doctor Who fans have issued a series of complaints to the BBC after many thought they heard a German guard shout an F-word profanity during the Let's Kill Hitler episode. Matt Smith in the recent Doctor Who episode Let's Kill Hitler. ...

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Ace Dalek Artwork!

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 12:14 AM PDT

Fancy owning some original Doctor Who Yearbook 1993artwork, featuring Ace going hand to sucker against the oldest of old enemies the Daleks?

The artwork by Lee Sullivan, taken from page 9 of the Paul Cornell (Human Nature/The Family of Blood) written strip Metamorphosis is being sold by the British Comics website Downthetubes.net editor and Sci-Fi Art Now author John Freeman – who found the piece in his loft:

"It really needs a better home than my loft – for a start, someone will need to lovingly put some of the word balloons back into place."

If you're up for that challenge or just want some cool Dalek artwork for your home then head over to eBay now where the bidding stands at £50.

Tons more awesome details on the big Avengers smackdown between Captain ... - io9

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 12:08 AM PDT


Tons more awesome details on the big Avengers smackdown between Captain ...
io9
Doctor Who's Matt Smith explains why he doesn't want River Song to become the Doctor's full-time companion. Gary Ross explains the new Hunger Games teaser. Anne Hathaway's costume explains why her Batman character really is Catwoman. ...

The Middle Men: Final Ratings

Posted: 30 Aug 2011 12:00 AM PDT

Episode Six of Torchwood: Miracle Day, The Middle Men, had a final official rating of 4.60 million viewers according to figures released by BARB.

The programme was the 18th highest rated on BBC One for the week.

The final result includes those who recorded the programme and watched it within 7 days. It does not include those watching on iPlayer.

Episode Seven, Immortal Sins, had an AI score of 85.

Elisabeth Sladen's Autobiography

Posted: 29 Aug 2011 11:58 PM PDT

Elisabeth Sladen: The Autobiography will be published on Monday 7th November 2011 at £20 from Aurum Press.

Prior to her death in April this year, Elisabeth Sladen, the actress who entertained millions of children and their parents as Sarah Jane Smith in Doctor Who and The Sarah Jane Adventures, had been working on a memoir. An account of her career on stage and screen and an insider's view of the world's longest-running science fiction series, the book had been completed in draft form but illness prevented Elisabeth from finishing it.

With the support of her husband, Brian Miller, and daughter, Sadie, Aurum will now publish Elisabeth's memoir in November this year. A tribute to an actress whose most famous character became a hero and a role model for generations of young fans, the book traces Elisabeth's story from humble beginnings in post-war Liverpool, through a joyful career in the theatre, to unexpected fame alongside Doctors Jon Pertwee and Tom Baker. In the process it explores the far from glamorous realities of filming in TV's golden age, the strange and wonderful world of Doctor Who fandom, and what it was like to return to the show over thirty years after Sarah Jane first set foot in the TARDIS.

Elisabeth's editor at Aurum, Sam Harrison said: 'I remember my first meeting with Elisabeth - the hilarious and eye-opening stories she had to tell and my feeling of elation that she wanted to turn them into a book. Having grown up watching her as Sarah Jane Smith it was a personal dream come true. She was a fantastic person to work with - fun but utterly professional - and it's incredibly sad that she's no longer with us. I'm glad he had a chance to share some of her memories in this book. I hope it will make a fitting tribute to a great actress and a wonderful woman.'

Fourth Doctor's First Cover Revealed

Posted: 29 Aug 2011 11:44 PM PDT

We're very proud to unveil the first cover over the finishing line for series one of The Fourth Doctor Adventures.

The art for Energy of the Daleks – actually the fourth title to be released – has been designed by Alex Mallinson. The story, written by Nicholas Briggs, finds the Doctor and Leela arriving in England in the not-too-distant future – and Leela gets her first meeting with the Doctor's oldest foe.

The series is available for pre-order here.


The Valeyard Judges: Let's Kill Hitler

Posted: 29 Aug 2011 11:21 PM PDT

When last I deigned to speak to you mortals I had been forced to accept a job on this damned website. Since then the Dark Son of Gallifrey has failed to rise and I find that I must take up residence in the viewing room of my TARDIS and watch Let's Kill Hitler since it would appear I'm going to have to review the blasted thing.

Still, it's a promising start; "Let's Kill Hitler". Well, yes, lets. I suppose one could take issue with the positioning of that apostrophe. Surely "Let us Kill Hitler", "Lets Kill Hitler" or even "Shall we Kill Hitler?" would have worked better from a grammar point of view. But I digress.

Frankly the idea of killing the Fuhrer is one that appeals to me. The man is a fixed point in history, think of the damage you could do to the timeline if you were to remove him from events prematurely. This might not be so bad after all.

So I settle down in my favourite leather couch with a glass of Julius's wine of choice and a family sized packet of Chilli Heatwave Doritos and wait for the carnage to begin. Which it does with a "Previously on Doctor Who", still I shouldn't complain at least I don't have to sit through that self obsessed Pond monologue that the Americans do. I swear that girl thinks she's the star of the show. Infernal cheek of the girl. Still, that Madam Kovarian is quite easy on the eye, so maybe this isn't without merit.

Oh look, he's got a new coat. Trying to emulate my Gallifreyan robes by the look of it. It hardly matters, he's still wearing a Tweed jacket in his mind.

Mels? Those insipid Ponds have a friend called Mels? If she gets into my TARDIS I'll be quite displeased. It was bad enough having Miss Carrot Juice and there's only a consonant of a difference. No, wait a moment, I think I may have judged her prematurely. She's holding my earlier self (hold on, that's a spoiler! – Ed) at gun point.

Still things move downhill from here as our "heroes" accidently save Hitler. Fools! Didn't they see the name of this episode? Metatextual curses. Mind you, this Rory fellow seems to have some promise as he keep happily punches Hitler in the face.

Now hold on a second, these numbskulls seem to have identified my TARDIS as belonging to a War Criminal. Well, I don't like to boast, but as it happens I'm really quite proud of my track recor… They're talking about Mels? She's the War Criminal? I knew that girl had potential! She's welcome back on my TARDIS anytime. Except Hitler just shot her. Oh well, easy come easy go.

My interest is kept mostly due to the fact that Mels regenerates into River and she takes great pleasure in trying to kill my younger self, which suits me fine as I've done the math and I'm next in line.

"I'm dying." Yes, yes you probably are. Try and do it like a Time Lord rather than a whiney part human half breed, there's a good chap. My excitement builds as he drags himself and his floppy hair back into what is about to become my TARDIS. Such is my elation that I can live with his need to cycle through his sorry collection of companions since 2005, it would seem even the Doctor has a Post 2005 bias. Not to worry, the 80s are about to arrive back in style.

I start looking out my best robes as my about to be predecessor goes through all the self indulgent motions that my prior regenerations have taken to doing since our return from cancellation. I'm given brief pause for thought as someone mutters something about the capacity for regeneration being suspended, but that's fine, it's not as if I've ever really followed the classical regeneration protocols.

And it looks like he's actually going to kick the bucket this time, he's lying on the steps and not even my superior intellect can divine a way out of this for him. Here I come!

Hold on, what's she doing? Why is she glowing like that? SHE CAN'T DO THAT!

How does he do it? How does he continue to cheat death like that? Just when I think this Moffat chap might not so bad he turns out to be a bigger regeneration tease than that Davies bounder. I think I just lost interest in the rest of the episode.

They can do whatever the hell they want now, I just don't care.

[Finish the review - Ed]

I beg your pardon, mortal?

[Finish the review, please. Sir - Ed]

Very well. There's a whole bunch of timey wimey stuff in which the Doctor successfully bypasses the Pond's parental instincts and then they play end credits.

The end.

Now leave me. I have much to consider from this debacle and a packet of Doritos to finish.

Cleaning Up Premieres in Cambridge and Jersey

Posted: 29 Aug 2011 11:01 PM PDT

Cleaning Up, a short film starring Mark Gatiss and Louise Jameson, will premiere at the Cambridge Film Festival in September. You can watch a trailer by clicking here.

The film, produced by Big Finish, will be shown at 1pm on Saturday 17 September 2011. It's appearing with six other short films at "Wrong place, wrong time" - part of the Short Fusion strand of the festival.

For more details about the event, visit the Cambridge Film Festival website. Tickets go on sale from 2 September.

Cleaning Up will also be screening on Sunday 25 September at the Branchage Film Festival in Jersey. It's showing with nine other short films as part of the Sunday matinee comedy event, at 1pm at the Pomme D'Or Hotel Cinema.

More screenings will be announced in the coming months. To find out about further screenings and take part in a competition to win tickets to see the film, follow @CleaningUp_film on Twitter or join the Cleaning Up Facebook group.

For more details about the film, including the full cast and crew, see www.guerrierbrothers.com.

Doctor Who: Matt Smith Calls For 3D Fiftieth Anniversary Celebration - Gigwise

Posted: 29 Aug 2011 10:34 PM PDT


Gigwise

Doctor Who: Matt Smith Calls For 3D Fiftieth Anniversary Celebration
Gigwise
Matt Smith has called on the BBC to make the fiftieth anniversary edition of Doctor Who a 3D spectacular. The long-running series marks its half-century in 2013, and the current Time Lord feels that it should be a spectacular event. He told Bang! ...

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Who's a doll? - Doctor Who TV (blog)

Posted: 29 Aug 2011 10:29 PM PDT


Doctor Who TV (blog)

Who's a doll?
Doctor Who TV (blog)
Amy Pond (Karen Gillan, 23) gets turned into a doll this weekend. She and her husband Rory end up trapped in a life-size doll's house in Saturday's episode Night Terrors. Without The Doc on hand to help them, the pair get chased by some very scary ...

Who’s a doll?

Posted: 29 Aug 2011 10:14 PM PDT

The Daily Star are reporting a possible story spoiler for this Saturday's episode, Night Terrors.

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Fright Night - This Is Fake DIY

Posted: 29 Aug 2011 09:12 PM PDT


This Is Fake DIY

Fright Night
This Is Fake DIY
For us Brits the real draw is the casting of David Tennant - as with the original, the real ace in the hole is the character of Peter Vincent. Originally played with a genteel quality by Roddy McDowell as a down-on-his-luck horror TV host, ...

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Doctor Who: they're making it up as they go along - Telegraph.co.uk (blog)

Posted: 29 Aug 2011 08:31 PM PDT


Telegraph.co.uk (blog)

Doctor Who: they're making it up as they go along
Telegraph.co.uk (blog)
A lot is said about the televisual genius of Doctor Who's current executive producer and scriptwriter in chief Steven Moffat, but, as much as I enjoy his show, his approach to story-telling is akin to that of the young children who are a key component ...

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Arthur Darvill wants Doctor Who motorbike - The List

Posted: 29 Aug 2011 07:07 PM PDT


The List

Arthur Darvill wants Doctor Who motorbike
The List
Although he wasn't allowed to ride a motorbike on set, the actor and his co-stars Matt Smith (The Doctor) and Karen Gillan (Amy Pond) do get to do a lot of their own stunts which he admits is great fun. He added: "They never really stop me out of real ...

Night Terrors Previewed

Posted: 29 Aug 2011 06:01 PM PDT

Here are some more story details on Night Terrors, courtesy of Doctor Who Magazine.

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Sarah Jane Adventures: 'Sky' Details - Doctor Who TV (blog)

Posted: 29 Aug 2011 05:51 PM PDT


Doctor Who TV (blog)

Sarah Jane Adventures: 'Sky' Details
Doctor Who TV (blog)
The first story from the fifth and final series of The Sarah Jane Adventures will be screened at British Film Institute on 16th September. In the first adventure Sarah Jane discovers a mystery baby on her doorstep. But with explosions, power surges and ...

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